The British prime minister, one of the nation’s most unpopular premiers ever is in hot water – over a f*@*%ing cat A former Conservative candidate has suggested that Keir Starmer is a Moscow sympathizer because he adopted a Siberian-breed kitten. You really couldn’t make this shite up: Former […]
One afternoon, whilst heeding a call of nature by using one of the dock toilets his eye caught sight of a copy of the Daily Telegraph. Bored, he flicked through the newspaper’s pages as he waited to discharge his cargo.
As Henry Labouchere, the 19th century English Liberal MP and outspoken journalist put it: “We are without exception the greatest robbers and marauders that ever existed on the face of the globe.
Hooked on self-destructive anti-Russian sanctions the cash-strapped Finland zoo to return Chinese pandas. The move comes from mounting debts linked to the pandemic and the EU policy of sanctions against the Russian Federation which is rich in natural resources. A Finnish zoo is almost finished and preparing to […]
MY AUBURN MA VOURNEEN . Do you remember, ma vourneen, A hill where once we dreamed, Beneath the pines of summer where The shafts of sunlight gleamed. How they sparkled on the hummock, How they dappled all the green. Do you remember how you felt, My auburn ma […]
Experience also taught the senior officer that a subject could look him straight in the eye and without blinking come out with the most blatant lie.
The term refers to the codpiece, a medieval male dress accessory that, excuse me, emphasises a certain part of the male anatomy.
“When it came to discussing the war in Iraq staff found it so difficult to find any member of the public prepared to speak in favour that they ended up planting people in the (Question Time) audience.” Is the war in Libya or Afghanistan any different?
‘Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.’ – Mary Bly
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