The Best of Russian Humor
Tenderly, the trapper lifted the bird up. Then, spotting a steaming heap of elk shit, he carefully placed the frozen bird in its warm center.
Tenderly, the trapper lifted the bird up. Then, spotting a steaming heap of elk shit, he carefully placed the frozen bird in its warm center.
The lion stopped just feet away. The woman looked up. She didn’t scream. She didn’t run. She simply looked into the golden eyes of the beast and whispered a name.
The blast ripped through the skin of the vehicle, and one pellet struck a woman sitting at a nearby traffic light with her arm hanging out the window of her vehicle.
Boots, the family dog, had been outside when the house fell. He’d dug through rubble with his paws until they bled, found Helen barely conscious. The caring canine lay over her body to keep her warm through the night.
The most dangerous time for walking dogs isn’t during severe frost. Instead, it’s when temperatures are around 0°C and accompanied by sleet or rain.
You need to try to increase the area of your visual image. Pick up a stick, lift your jacket above you. To an animal, a person is a single object. And the larger they are, the more dangerous they are,’
Salt is a silvery-grey jenny (female donkey), calm and thoughtful. Pepper, darker and full of mischief, was her brother and constant shadow.
It’s eerie to think about. Alzheimer’s used to be something we only associated with humans. Now, we’re seeing the same patterns in wild animals that live completely different lives. The line between us and the natural world just got a lot thinner.
One user called the initiative a deeply perverse and degrading mindset. Another sarcastically asked if they could donate ’healthy but annoying neighbourhood children.’
According to the story, Unsinkable Sam survived the destruction of three warships in World War II and lived happily until 1955. A pastel portrait of Sam (titled Oscar, the Bismarck’s Cat) by the artist Georgina Shaw-Baker is in the possession of the National Maritime Museum, Greenwich.
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