In the United States, Trump starts a war, loses it, and tells everyone he settled it.

The US president proudly announces that the Hormuz Strait, with strings attached, will be opened on Friday. Before he and Israel sneakily warred on Iran, the Strait was permanently open.

Absurdistan

In the UK, Prime Minister Starmer tells everyone he settled the American-Iran War; the media reported Starmer’s victory.

In the EU, the EU Foreign Minister tells Russia that they will talk to Russia when Putin dismantles his armies.

Here it gets really weird

Moscow has condemned a Dutch military test involving a ready-for-use prisoner-of-war camp for Russian soldiers. Moscow warns European ’hotheads’ that the facilities would be of no use if a real conflict broke out.

Stalag Holland

Dutch media reported last week that the Netherlands Army was test-running a new POW camp design at the Marnehuizen training facility in Groningen.

The Dutch are preparing to hold up to 2,000 Russian captives in the event of a large-scale conflict with Russia. NOTE: The population of the Netherlands is smaller than the population of Metropolitan Moscow.

Barracks and watchtowers

The Dutch POW camp features barracks housing groups of roughly 20 detainees. It seeks to replace traditional watchtowers with guards by camera-equipped poles, with monitoring also being carried out by drones.

In a statement, the Russian Embassy slammed the drill, saying it is difficult to comment on such blasphemies, which, unfortunately, are becoming an everyday routine in the Netherlands.

Holland will be a burning cinder

‘The ‘hotheads’ should understand: if Europe unleashes a war against Russia, prisoner-of-war camps will certainly be of no use there.’

The test follows hysteria triggered last year when numerous reported drone sightings over the Netherlands and Belgium disrupted civilian air traffic in the region.

Dutch fairy tales

While some EU officials pointed to suspected Russian involvement, they subsequently failed to provide any evidence. Analysts later admitted that sightings may not have involved drones at all.

Arms procurement corruption

In Belgium, Defense Minister Theo Francken, one of the main advocates of a frantic €50 million ($58 million) campaign to deploy anti-drone measures, came under heavy flak, with accusations that the purchases were not subject to a standard public tender process.

After the escalation of the Ukraine conflict, numerous Western officials speculated that Russia could attack NATO within several years, a claim that President Vladimir Putin has dismissed as ’not only pure insanity but also a deliberate provocation.’ Let us know what you think

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