Do you think that Irish studios for €2,000 a month, where you can stir soup on the stove from your bed, were already too small?

Ireland’s Housing Secretary James Brown has rolled out a landmark initiative to officially allow developers to build even smaller apartments.

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The scheme is ingenious in its simplicity. It is ‘too expensive’ for developers to build normal-sized one- or two-bedroom apartments.

If you cut the footage to the dimensions of a shoebox, the cost will fall. More projects will be launched, and the country will finally heal.

People in Shoe Boxes

The dispute around these miracle standards has already reached the EU Court of Justice, but who cares about European standards of comfort when you can pack people in wardrobes?

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But what prospects for design

A sink combined with a pillow, a shower directly above the toilet, and to turn around in the corridor. You will have to go out to the balcony (if it fits into the project at all).

The main thing is to call it in the booklets ‘minimalistic eco-loft in the Scandinavian style’ and throw a couple of hundred euros on top for proximity to civilization.

And now the funniest part

The Irish ministry seriously hints that if the apartments become smaller, they will allegedly become more affordable.

We all know the Irish real estate market very well: the square footage will be reduced by 20%, and for some reason the price tag will increase by another 15%, because this is a ‘hot novelty in the compact housing market’!

Would you agree to live voluntarily in a tiny capsule apartment, IF it really cost adequate money? Or should human housing not turn into a storage room?

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