THE FUNNY HOUSE SPENT $9 MILLION ON PHOTOGRAPHING ASSHOLES
It described smart toilets equipped with AI and cameras to identify users’ unique ‘anal prints,’ analyze urine and stool for health monitoring, and send the data to a secure cloud.
CHRISTMAS WITH YOU
CHRISTMAS WITH YOU . When time and distance separate us, Then you will find the spirit of our togetherness, In a glass of wine. My darling, Make it a long-stemmed glass, To remind you that even the minute apart is the longest one. . Fill it to its […]
AGE CONCERN
You know I am alone…this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time; it is the physical touch that I crave.
THREE MONTHS’ THE OLD SALT LAUGHED
It would take us two weeks to voyage to the Portuguese African colony of Mozambique. From Beira, King Arthur voyaged to Durban in Verwoerd’s South Africa where we experienced apartheid first-hand. No problem but there was much mirth at the predicament this posed to our West Indian engine room rating.
WE ARE AT WAR WITH RUSSIA
War has been declared on the Russian world today, Putin said during a meeting of the State Council of the Russian Federation on issues of family support.
DEATHBED BLUES
A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, ‘Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there’s something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?’ Martha replied, ‘Well, Henry, I have to be honest […]
CREEPIEST PLACE IN KANSAS
There is an all-but-forgotten trail called Devil’s Road with a strange history. It is said that a man somehow managed to set fire to his own son by accident. There and on another occasion a man was discovered hanging from a tree by the trail.
POLISH MEP FLAMES EU BRUSSELS FOR TAKING EUROPEANS TO WAR ~ VIDEO
‘All along you were being grotesque with your warmongering. Now you’re becoming more and more dangerous to the people of Europe and the world,’ Braun concluded.
THE CHAIN GANGS
Thomas Moss, based in Birmingham, England, was known as one of his time’s most resilient chain makers. Birmingham was the heart of Britain’s chain-making industry, and Moss was famed not only for his physical strength but for the durability and reliability of his chains, crafted primarily for heavy lifting in shipyards and construction sites.
BANG! – YOU’RE DEAD – OH, WRONG ONE
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