Tag: family

How to Screw Tax Collectors

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win […]

A Better Life Without the Future

I had spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn’t resist myself and asked, ‘Dad, why don’t we activate your internet banking?’ ”Why would I do that?’ He asked… I laughed: ‘Well, then you won’t have to spend […]

Love Across the Ages

There I was, quietly sitting at breakfast in Hampton Beach and as I just wiled away my time my eye caught sight of several – I seem to recall five – lovely ladies sitting several tables away. Enjoying each other’s company, they were likely keeping a weekly arrangement […]

The True Meaning of Love

My parents had been married for 55 years. One morning my mom walked down the stairs to make breakfast for my dad but during this trivial domestic routine, she clutched her chest and collapsed. Sensing something unusual, my dad picked Mom up and somehow got her into their […]