‘Why did the cat die? Maybe he ate something wrong. Sometimes they chew on foil. For some reason, they like to chew on Christmas tree tinsel. And that’s very dangerous. Maybe he ate something wrong, or maybe he had an illness. But this breed can easily live up to 30 years.
‘Every day I tried to do something nice for someone. It made me so happy to see them happy. Today I don’t know of anybody who sleeps better than I do. I have found happiness by giving it to others.’
The British prime minister, one of the nation’s most unpopular premiers ever is in hot water – over a f*@*%ing cat A former Conservative candidate has suggested that Keir Starmer is a Moscow sympathizer because he adopted a Siberian-breed kitten. You really couldn’t make this shite up: Former […]
‘Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.’ – Mary Bly
A beautiful elegantly dressed woman told her psychiatrist that she was depressed and her life was meaningless. After a moment’s thought, the medico told her he would ask Mary to tell her how she found happiness. ‘All I want you to do is listen to her.’ The psychiatrist […]
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