MAKE READING GREAT AGAIN: A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to […]
MAKE READING FUN AGAIN: A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘ What type of bra? asked the clerk. Type? inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one […]
In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below. At about 3 AM one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a […]
MAKE READING GREAT AGAIN: An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker […]
MAKE READING GREAT AGAIN: ‘I know that I have less to live than I have lived. And, I feel like a child who was given a box of chocolates. He enjoys eating it, and when he sees that there is not much left, he starts to eat them […]
I asked a friend who is heading towards his eightieth birthday what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent me the following: 1. After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children and my friends, I have now started loving myself. 2. I have […]
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win […]
As the bus pulled up at the bus stop and it was her turn to get on, Melissa became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to rise to the height of the first step of the bus: Slightly embarrassed and with a quick […]
‘Very, very proud of you, Julie Evans Schaferling. Today she met the man who died. At 0300am on a Saturday morning coming home from work, Julie drove up on a car wreck on FM1488 where a single vehicle had left the road, struck a pole and partially ejected […]
A lady is asking: How much do you sell your eggs? The old salesman answers: 0.50 cent per egg, lady The Lady Says: ‘I take 6 eggs for 2.50 euros or I leave.’ The old salesman answers her: ‘Buy at the price you want, ma’am. This is a […]
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