I have everything I wanted as a teenager, just after 60 years.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get money every month.

I have my own room and I don’t have to be home on time.

I have my driver’s license and my own car.

The people I hang out with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don’t have acne.

Life is a great thing. I changed my car buzzer to gunshot noise. People clear the road much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook just like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

Didn’t make it to the gym again today. This is how it has been going on for five years. Old age is coming on time though.

As a kid, I thought a ‘lunch nap’ was a punishment. Now it feels like a ‘mini-vacation’.

The biggest lie I tell myself is I don’t need to write it down, I’ll remember.

I don’t have grey hairs. I have wisdom antennae! I am very smart!

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve placed them on my knees.

I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age, success’ means walking into a room and remembering how I walked in there.

I have several friends who should have sent this but can’t remember their names right now.

I was thinking. Did I steal this meme from you or did you steal it from me? PLEASE SHARE OUR STORY TO PISS THE YOUNG OFF