The masked robber broke into the seemingly empty and silent suburban home at night. Why not? Apparently, the homeowners were either Christmas shopping, working or maybe partying.

The perfect time for the marauder to be the asshole of the peaceful community

The sneak thief turned on the likely shoplifted flashlight and started looking for valuable things. Here out of the darkness, a voice is heard:

“Jesus knows you are here. He is carefully studying every move you make.”

Horrified, the robber’s heart missed a beat. A pity his heart started beating again but that too could be soon fixed.  Spinning, the robber turned off the flashlight and waited a moment or two before his courage returned.

Silence. He waited a few minutes, then shook his head and continued to search. After a while, he hears the same voice:

“Jesus is watching you.”

Terrified, he began to explore the room quickly, and finally, the flashlight stopped on the African grey parrot whose cage was standing in the corner. Scowling, the thief asked the parrot if it had said something?

“Yes, I fucking did,” replied the parrot. I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching your every move.”

“What are you? Some kind of religious nut,” sneered the burglar. Who the hell are you anyway? A parrot – what a joke.”

“I am Moses,” replied the African Grey.

“Moses,” the burglar laughed. What kind of an idiot would call a stupid parrot Moses?”

“The same people who called their Rottweiler Jesus” replied the parrot.  Story credit to Elena Zomchak. PLEASE SHARE OUR STORY.