Month: September 2024

A LIGHTER SIDE OF POLITICS

He described the government as being like a baby: ‘An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.’ Talking of babies, the U.S. President remarked: “I notice everyone who is for abortion has already been born.”

ALZHEIMER’S

ALZHEIMER’S . I think I just fell over, son, I really can’t be sure; Perhaps I just lay down awhile, I think it is the floor. Oh, I wish that I was younger, Less tired and bemused; Why do I, son, fall over; And why am I confused? […]

WE NEED MORE COMPLAINERS

A recommendation is the best salesman any business can have. There are times when excellent service should be openly appreciated and talked about. The best business boosters of all are word of mouth, online forums or a suggestion box. By the same token, I criticise any business that […]

SAD REALITY OF THE 21st CENTURY

50 years ago, children were gentle with their parents. Today parents have to be gentle with their children. 50 years ago, children respected their parents. Now parents have to respect their children. 50 years ago, marriage was easy but divorce was difficult. Nowadays it is difficult to get […]

Cat on a Hot Tin Downing Street Roof

The British prime minister, one of the nation’s most unpopular premiers ever is in hot water – over a f*@*%ing cat A former Conservative candidate has suggested that Keir Starmer is a Moscow sympathizer because he adopted a Siberian-breed kitten. You really couldn’t make this shite up: Former […]